Now, almost ten years later, I had a wild urge to watch it again and relive old times. I gotta get on the bus. He comes across as the funny guy caught between two raging seas. You never leave me open, son, cos I'm gonna hit it every time. In Billy Madison, Adam Sandler redefines 'idiot' as he portrays Billy Madison. I want to annoy you. This one… …including the rear yard, home of the famous dodgeball scene, is How great is this scene? Oath will also provide you with personalised ads on partner products.
Then Madison Hotels is as good as mine! I'm so proud of you. ~ Suntan lotion is good for me ~ You protect me ~ Tee-hee-hee Oh, the sun tries to burn me, but you won't let it, will ya? Learn more about how and how our. No, I will not make out with you! Well, what do you believe? Later, Eric blackmailed a principal into claiming Billy invoked the trope as well. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. His musical best includes songs about nipples, crappy cars, holidays and football, although he covers far more than that one his comedy albums.
I know he's not gonna make it. ~ We're here to help you, Billy ~ Get back in school to stay ~ You gotta work real hard and stick it out ~ Till graduation day ~ Hey, kids, it's me ~ I bet you thought that I was dead ~ But when I fell over I just broke my leg ~ And got a haemorrhage in my head ~ There are obstacles in the way - ~ But together we shall overcome - ~ Overcome ~ Cos you can't break our spirit and you can't kill our dream ~ Do you have any more gum, more gum, more gum, more gum? Next week you're gonna have another teacher to annoy. Let's do it on Friday. Frank When I graduated from first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job. I don't want to annoy another teacher, Miss Vaughn.
I've been physically abused in the ear. Billy Madison I am the smartest man alive! Billy even does a , pointing out that the moderator's reaction was a bit excessive. Are you ready to hand the company over to me now? Hey, Eric, how would you like to settle this now, no lawyers? The first thing that I realized was how completely fucking dumb this movie is. Did you see that guy's balls? ~ Veronica, I thank you ~ For beating the shit out of me ~ I see things so clearly now ~ I choose my destiny Oh, Billy, I knew you had it in ya. Also, thanks to those who pointed out the finale in the auditorium was shot at Western Tech, not Danforth Tech. No, they ain't pickin' on me.
This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class! But remember, the offer is on the table. I dare you to touch her boobs. But other molecules are saying ''We'd like some energy too. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy. Quiet down, my special people. I don't want them to think I'm a coward.
Twenty-two years ago, Miss Lippy introduced us all to the wonders of macaroni art, lunchtime interpretive dance sessions, glue paste facials, and the tale of Happy, the Puppy. Log Files Like most standard Web site servers, we use log files. How could I hand over to someone who couldn't get through school on his own? This is a very important dinner. Ooh, you're a quick one. The elementary school principal, Max Anderson, is one of the many comedic side characters in the film. This was a mistake from the beginning.
I can't believe I liked someone who could roll over and die. The rest of the names on that list? Each grade, two weeks, or I get the company. There's something important I was supposed to do today. And my friends are always sleepin' over, even when I didn't ask 'em to. You want some of this milk? A scene of strip-tease which doesn't amount to much.
There you go: another proud moment in our cinematic history. Subverted, though — whatever Billy tried to make out of using that book, it resulted in an ungodly awful mess of a lecture. Well, if you think you can beat him. I have an important announcement. Farley even re-uses a line from his Airheads character in the film.